Faggot, it's hot out here, so get your ass up and get me another beer. The last three hit the spot, and I've got nothing else on the plan but to lay in this hammock and get wasted while working on my tan.

Don't worry, though...I know how important it is to keep my faggot hydrated. You'll be having piss on tap. I know how much you like it. Don't forget to thank me for it, faggot.
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