In local news, three women from the Shady Oaks suburb are recovering after a run-in with the so-called North Side Sorcerer Tuesday evening.
The women, shown here following their unexpected bimbofication, were in town visiting the City University campus for a symposium on the works of 17th century Swedish playwright Buergen Borgen when the suspect approached them outside the conference, brandished a class A13 magic wand, and unleashed a powerful spell that rapidly transformed the women into dimwitted, bubble-breasted fuckbunnies.
Witnesses say the women's formerly conservative attire quickly shrank into club-standard slutwear as their funbags swelled and the light of intelligence faded from their eyes. Upon reaching complete bimbofication, the women---seized with a crippling bout of cocklust---pounced upon a group of male students in the area, ripping the clothes from their bodies and jamming their turgid cocks into every available orifice. The men have declined to press charges for the assault, citing the women's altered state and pro-level cocksucking skills as mitigating factors.
The women are expected to remain in their bimbofied state for some time, as known counterspells have so far proven ineffective at dispelling the particular brand of magic employed by the North Side Sorcerer.
Reached for comment, one of the newfound bimbos twirled her hair and said, "Like ohmigod, you mean I'm totally stuck with this rockin' bod and, like, dripping wet snatch? Wait til I call my ex-boyfriend...do you think he'd be into a threesome with me and that skanky hoebag he cheated on me with?"
The North Side Sorcerer is described as a middle-aged caucasian man, 5'8" tall, heavyset, balding, and wearing a sigil-covered, crimson bathrobe. Police say the suspect should be considered aroused and dangerous, and warn the public to avoid contact at all costs.
And now over to Dirk Duncan for the Sports Report...
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The women, shown here following their unexpected bimbofication, were in town visiting the City University campus for a symposium on the works of 17th century Swedish playwright Buergen Borgen when the suspect approached them outside the conference, brandished a class A13 magic wand, and unleashed a powerful spell that rapidly transformed the women into dimwitted, bubble-breasted fuckbunnies.
Witnesses say the women's formerly conservative attire quickly shrank into club-standard slutwear as their funbags swelled and the light of intelligence faded from their eyes. Upon reaching complete bimbofication, the women---seized with a crippling bout of cocklust---pounced upon a group of male students in the area, ripping the clothes from their bodies and jamming their turgid cocks into every available orifice. The men have declined to press charges for the assault, citing the women's altered state and pro-level cocksucking skills as mitigating factors.
The women are expected to remain in their bimbofied state for some time, as known counterspells have so far proven ineffective at dispelling the particular brand of magic employed by the North Side Sorcerer.
Reached for comment, one of the newfound bimbos twirled her hair and said, "Like ohmigod, you mean I'm totally stuck with this rockin' bod and, like, dripping wet snatch? Wait til I call my ex-boyfriend...do you think he'd be into a threesome with me and that skanky hoebag he cheated on me with?"
The North Side Sorcerer is described as a middle-aged caucasian man, 5'8" tall, heavyset, balding, and wearing a sigil-covered, crimson bathrobe. Police say the suspect should be considered aroused and dangerous, and warn the public to avoid contact at all costs.
And now over to Dirk Duncan for the Sports Report...
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