Don’t talk to me about hairy porn and how it’s natural and beautiful, until you can say all that with the same enthusiasm about hairy legs. On girls. Or, how about, hairy butt crack? Or hairy arms?

I have a firm preference for consistent hairlessness. Not just bare pubic area, but bare arms, legs, ass, armpits, etc. Because hair gets in the way of our sense of touch. Without hair in the way, I can touch you in a variety of subtly different ways, and that is one of the ways sex can be interesting without having to think of outrageous ideas for the sake of being new and different.