#lube

The local handyman was doing his rounds and looking for any odd jobs around the neighborhood when he noticed the little BuddyBate sticker on the mailbox. He knocked and began with his usual spiel about cleaning out guttering and yard work, but the man seemed disinterested, until he mentioned the little sticker and how he’d met a couple of guys at the gym showing off the logo.

He didn’t get any work from the guy that day, but being invited into his bedroom to see his fleshlights and lube, watching porn and stroking their hard cocks more than made up for it.