Amy0Pete in topic Pantied Caged & Led
The Worst type/shape penis of all, Totally useless for sex!
No Really!
Maybe; making cocktails - swizzle stick.
Organising office papers - hole puncher.
Cosmetic hard to get to - belly button fluff remover.
Arts & crafts - nozzle unclogger.
Office miscellaneous - Letter opener (Caution, only smaller envelopes)
Medicinal - Fake cigarette.
Finally, a REAL longshot, finding another similar endowed - Chopsticks.
Could be an easy and completely painless way of trying anal sex BUT very good chance you won't feel a thing.
No Really!
Maybe; making cocktails - swizzle stick.
Organising office papers - hole puncher.
Cosmetic hard to get to - belly button fluff remover.
Arts & crafts - nozzle unclogger.
Office miscellaneous - Letter opener (Caution, only smaller envelopes)
Medicinal - Fake cigarette.
Finally, a REAL longshot, finding another similar endowed - Chopsticks.
Could be an easy and completely painless way of trying anal sex BUT very good chance you won't feel a thing.