Poor Sam.
The scheming bitch was planning to rob me of every last cent I own. But I stumbled on her texts to her sister, outlining her plan to seduce me and become like part of the furniture in my life, before clearing me out.
Well, Sam is a mindless coffee table now. I like her much better that way. And when her sister responds to my message and drops by to rescue Sam, she'll either be a footstool or a reading lamp, I haven't decided yet.
Guess you should be careful what you wish for.
The scheming bitch was planning to rob me of every last cent I own. But I stumbled on her texts to her sister, outlining her plan to seduce me and become like part of the furniture in my life, before clearing me out.
Well, Sam is a mindless coffee table now. I like her much better that way. And when her sister responds to my message and drops by to rescue Sam, she'll either be a footstool or a reading lamp, I haven't decided yet.
Guess you should be careful what you wish for.
