Just had a guy message me with this:

"Hi how are the hot slut and with beautiful udders"

F#ckin UDDERS?!

That has to be the worst and most unattractive term I've ever heard used when describing my breasts.
Officially, my vagina has never been drier. So thanks, that guy.

I'm off to lie down in my meadow and chew on some grass 😥🐮