Sharepocalypse: wtf iz up wit broken linkz?
Are we will be back to scratching diccks and boobbs into clay tablets, grunting and fuck motioning across a dwindling patch of embers? Poke-y shadow gifs, spray casting on cave walls the gang bangs from the long-long ago. Listen well younglings! Where you trod once was glorious holes, voluminous and glossy! 1080p, hi-rez, every freckle, the tiniest of blonde pube missed by razor most sharp illuminated and exploded into your eyez! The choices they were vast! Chicks w/ dicks, Gay tumblr exodus, Pegging and Pegged, Sissy hypno till ya invol sploded, Clitz large enough to block our waning moon. Rabbit holez figurative and literal, furries pnwed the road. Scavenging for ripe bum wuz an occupation not a seasonal treat. There lay vast swaths uv unclaimed topics, nether-kinks unexplored. Sprinkling MILFS?! They are ancestor to this-now OasisMum. Hashtag ye well an gird yer lion’s loins, gather into you’s budding tit meat this wisdom… back yo pics up! BACK YO PICS UP!! Save every scrap, the hard up timez they are have cummed. A last spurty fountain wasted on wut was once hotel-clean linens, now vaporating in the unrelenting sun… as yer parts are stimulated via ear-lingus remember thus - yer lvr whatever they be shelled in, hold they close and whisper

“I luv and cherish ya, as yer gasm soaks mine, ye have shall everlasting heart-hole filling”