shescheatingbro:

This is what your wife means when she has to work overtime.

I like when my wife works some overtime.  We can always use a little more $$ cuming in.  Especially not that she’s pregnant again.  She said my vasectomy must have failed, which I found really odd because she always makes me wearing a condom as well, since she doesn’t like having any of my “yucky dead swimmers in her pussy.”  I guess the condom must have had a small hole in it as well. #cheatin