I couldn't suppress the smile on my face when I found my girlfriend sitting in the living room and scowling at her bare vagina as I walked in the door after work. This was the moment I'd been waiting for all day.
"Haha, very funny...now where is it?" she asked with a pleading tone in her voice.
"I have no idea what you're talking about," I said, feigning innocence. "Where's what?"
"My clit, you fucking asshole!" she snapped. "I've been looking for it all afternoon. I even waxed my pussy and I still can't find it anywhere."
"Well where did you last see it?"
"Right here, between my legs, when I went to the bathroom last night," she replied, "Before we made that bet about whether you could hypnotize me and then you made me stare at that stupid spiral on your computer while you droned on at me for an hour."
"Yeah, it's a shame that didn't work. I was really looking forward to turning you into my helpless little plaything."
"As if!" she laughed derisively, "The only thing I even remember you talking about was how you were going to take my clit and hide it somewhere I'd never find it. I can't believe you'd even do such a thing---you know how I like to treat myself on my day off. I've been playing with pussy all afternoon, but I can't get over the edge so I just keep getting hornier and hornier."
"Okay, you caught me," I confessed. "You really want to know where I put it?"
"Yes!" she shouted. "I'm practically soaking the chair over here."
"Well, remember how you told me you'd never try that one thing I asked you for, even though it was my birthday."
Her eyes went wide, "No...you don't mean..."
"Yep, grab the lube and bend over darling. We're going on a clit hunt. But remember, finders keepers."
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"Haha, very funny...now where is it?" she asked with a pleading tone in her voice.
"I have no idea what you're talking about," I said, feigning innocence. "Where's what?"
"My clit, you fucking asshole!" she snapped. "I've been looking for it all afternoon. I even waxed my pussy and I still can't find it anywhere."
"Well where did you last see it?"
"Right here, between my legs, when I went to the bathroom last night," she replied, "Before we made that bet about whether you could hypnotize me and then you made me stare at that stupid spiral on your computer while you droned on at me for an hour."
"Yeah, it's a shame that didn't work. I was really looking forward to turning you into my helpless little plaything."
"As if!" she laughed derisively, "The only thing I even remember you talking about was how you were going to take my clit and hide it somewhere I'd never find it. I can't believe you'd even do such a thing---you know how I like to treat myself on my day off. I've been playing with pussy all afternoon, but I can't get over the edge so I just keep getting hornier and hornier."
"Okay, you caught me," I confessed. "You really want to know where I put it?"
"Yes!" she shouted. "I'm practically soaking the chair over here."
"Well, remember how you told me you'd never try that one thing I asked you for, even though it was my birthday."
Her eyes went wide, "No...you don't mean..."
"Yep, grab the lube and bend over darling. We're going on a clit hunt. But remember, finders keepers."
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