em-in-the-den:
em-in-the-den:
i treated myself to mcdonalds after like a month without fast food and now i feel like I had sex with Death and he forgot to pull out so now I’m full of Death’s semen and I’m dealing with the morning sickness after finding out im pregnant with the antichrist oh god what am i going to tell my parents
stop reblogging this i dont wan t my mom to know im getting McDicked by Satan
I literally had a McHangover the following day from eating McDonald’s the previous night. From now on, all I’m having from Micky D’s are chicken nuggets. Fuck their burgers. #oh #mygod #the #feeling #is #so #real #too #McHangover
em-in-the-den:
i treated myself to mcdonalds after like a month without fast food and now i feel like I had sex with Death and he forgot to pull out so now I’m full of Death’s semen and I’m dealing with the morning sickness after finding out im pregnant with the antichrist oh god what am i going to tell my parents
stop reblogging this i dont wan t my mom to know im getting McDicked by Satan
I literally had a McHangover the following day from eating McDonald’s the previous night. From now on, all I’m having from Micky D’s are chicken nuggets. Fuck their burgers. #oh #mygod #the #feeling #is #so #real #too #McHangover
